BASIC and the Timber Tom 'Beep Boop'
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This post was a voice recording transcribed by my Pixel 8 Pro, then cleaned up, proofread, and formatted by Google Gemini. It has been carefully scrutinized to make sure that it still accurately conveys my original message, and is less than 2% different outside of grammatical changes. (as a side note, as of 2/11/24, Gemini will actively refuse to correct anything with a cussword in it. The second paragraph had 'fuck' in it, and when it got there it would delete the response and say "I'm just a chatbot and can't help with this" Frankly, that is quite fucking lame.)
So, I was going through Y Combinator and saw a post about this dude who created a free version of BASIC (freebasic.net). BASIC is one of those really old programming languages, so it seems kind of pointless in this day and age because basically any modern programming language can do the same stuff easier, better, and faster.